My ass is putting up a fight and some Award Love!

Update . . . alright fatty lovers here it is. After getting all big on myself with my early success my butt decided to teach me a lesson about humility. I got supa excited see the scale drop by 4.4lbs and rightly so. But the next morning I woke up and by God I had GAINED .2 lbs!!!!!! Horror!!!!!!!! I'm living on grass for this? I think not. So today I get up and what do you think had happened, yep you got it, GAINED another .2 lbs!!!!!!!!! Conspiracy, blackmail, fraud, whatever, my BUTT is GUILTY!!!!! This is probably hard to read, by I'm very emotional right now.

Okay, lets start fresh and clean down here. This is what I can deduct from this scenario: I'm pmsing. Yes its my girly time and my retarded ass decided to start this torture new healthy eating plan right before I was about to be bloated and cranky and what else . . . craving anything made of sugar and chocolate. But don't worry I haven't cheated with anything. Although, this does explain my backsliding, it still gets me down. But you know what gets me up????? Do ya, do ya, do ya???????? Besides free money, AWARDS . . .

I got some awards from two of my fave gals. One award was given to me almost a month ago, but I'm just now claiming it due to holiday insanity. But I really need it because it has a cupcake on it. And if I can't eat it, why not just look at it? Sounds like a plan. This is the Happy Award from the awesome Surferwife, if you aren't a follower you are missing out, this woman is totally blowing up (like popular-wise, not fatty-wise, she's a triathelete duh), Thanks lady! And this little gem of sugary bliss comes with the rules of 10 things that make you happy and pass along to 10 blogs, okay here goes . . .

1. My hubs. He is fabulous, a total hotty, an amazing father, my best friend and I'm just so lucky to have snagged him before I got fat and crazy. He nods his head in agreement with all this.

2. Boops. Boops is da bomb people. She really is a great baby. Her personality is like a chocolate dipped fried pickle: sweet, sour, salty, totally outrageous sometimes, and just makes you happy when you think about her.

3. My job. It allows me to talk with you good people. Oh yeah, they are also really great beyond that. Next Friday we are leaving at one to go have Mexican and Margarita's and then taking the rest of the day off, WOOHOO!!!!!

4. Green and Black 85% Dark Chocolate

5. Getting a good deal. I'm a cheapskate and I love it!

6. The Beast. If you don't know what I'm talking about go here.

7. When I actually find the energy to fully wash my face before bed. It makes me feel like a valid woman.

8. Cars with seat warmers. One of my life goals is to own a car with a butt furnace.

9. My girly time of the month, because I can blame anything and everything on being psycho beyond my control: babe I'm gonna need you to change the baby, I just can't handle it right now, I'm pmsing!

10. Dogs. I love dogs. I have one and want 100.

It is really bugging me that I can't adjust the alignment of my text right now (just imagine it is all left-hand aligned)

Now I will pass this sweet baby along to 10 peeps I dig. Most of these ladies have probably received this more times than I've complained in the last 24 hours (a lot people), but what does one more hurt . . .

A Reservation for Six

Lose It Bitches

Wines Constantly

Cape Cod Awesome

Wow, So That Shouldn't Jiggle: A Surferwife's Guide to Triathlon

Okay, after typing that last title out I can't do anymore, I'm spent. So these 5 bitches take the cake.

And my second award is from the originator of  Cape Cod Awesome, the fabulous Jesslyn. After going through some brief transition periods we are all happy to see her settled down again in Cape Cod. The east needs your hotness, you can never move. And I need your awards my pretty (cackling and tapping fingers together). And she gave me the Your Blog is Simply Stunning award and the Chic Blogger award. Feast your eyes on these people. They are my fave trophies so far, mainly due to being a Marilyn lover, I know she was a ho but I still love her.

And these will go to my blog idol whom I truly stalk (but not in psycho way, I haven't google-earthed her house or anything, i just love her humor, jeez) . . . Kelly at SFTC!!!!! Congrats lady, your blog fodder is stunning!

Okay this post has taken the better part of 45 minutes, does this count as a workout for diet torture purposes???

loves . . .